Naw, I was just joking, it sounded funny to me for a planet name. In any case I would expect they are named differently by different cultures. It was really only once Planets stopped being recognized as divine that their names started being more uniformly accepted. For me I imagine a portion of our world to be in the beginning of a period of enlightenment. As for our dominant/most powerful culture I'll just assume we are using English as a stand in. Meaning the names would probably be much more anglo sounding than good ole' Goomswaba.